Sunday, May 08, 2005

Dukes of Hazzard

Damn Jessica Simpson, she looks fantastic and like she's just coming off a fresh diet to be in this movie. God knows if I was going to have a part like that in a movie I won't be able to eat for weeks, my stomach would shut down from nerves. This looks like a silly movie but I will have to see it to check out how Jessica is keeping herself these days and to give that darn fushia string bikini a better look. Hmmmm now I want one! I'd have to get my boobs done, a tan and lose 10 pounds to look like that but hey I need something to work towards. Oh and for the record since Jessica lost a bunch of weight she needed to get her self augmented to keep sitting high and perky. So everyone remember it takes a team of makeup artists, fashion consultants, plastic surgeons, and personal trainers to get a girl looking like that, especially Jesscia Simpson since she can't do anything herself. Okay that was mean comment because I actual like her I'm just feeling a bit jealous after watching the movie trailer.

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2 comments:

Philippe-A. said...

Guys don't like fake tits. Trust me stick with what you got.

"Les petits seins, quand on les caresse, on est plus près du coeur" Georges Brassens

When you caress small breast, you're closer to the heart

Lisa's Diet said...

I like how you said it in French that's romantic.