Friday, June 09, 2006

Huge Embarrassing Moment

K tonight I made the biggest scene in my subdivision and it was very funny AFTER if happened. Quentin and I went for a walk to the rosemary convince store and I was wearing a blue tank top. So I'm walking on the street and look down to my left and there's a huge massive (certainly man eating) beetle on my chest. I totally start screaming and raise my arms as the thing starts to crawl towards my armpit. As the beetle looks like it's going to try and crawl into my bra and hide there, I start screaming and tear my tank top off and throw it to the middle of the street. Of coarse at the same time the Gatorade bottle I was holding went flying all over the place and ended up half all over me AND I totally stepped on and smashed my favorite silver aviator sunglasses. Quentin was like, "Lisa you're smashing your sunglasses" and I didn't care cause I just want the bug OFF. I totally flipped my hair over and started shaking everything too because I couldn't find the bug and I kept thinking all of a sudden I'd feel it crawling on my neck or something. (I never thought I was that squeamish of bugs until this incident.) Then just as I'm done freaking out and taking my clothes off a guy in a black car on his cell phone drives by and there I am trying to cover the fact that I'm standing with no tank top, very embarrassing!! I'm sure he was like, oh look theirs a girl wearing her bra standing in the street with water all over her. Anyways that's my latest embarrassing moment and now that I know I don't have huge flesh eating beetle attacking me I think it's pretty funny.

8 comments:

FRQSTR=18806640x201683:1:4320|18806640|18806640|18806640|18806640 said...

Lisa, i gotta start a blog like yours... yours is more entertaining.
good going.
lol

FRQSTR=18806640x201683:1:4320|18806640|18806640|18806640|18806640 said...

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~Share~ said...

OMG Lisa! I can't stop laughing! That is SO hilarious and I can't believe you actually ripped your top off!!!LOL!!!! I can only picture how massive the bug was. If it were me I would have freaked. I can picture everything in slow mo. The gatorade spilling, the sunglasses getting smashed and you screaming and ripping off your shirt..HAHA!

Lisa said...

Oh you guys it all happened so fast all I could think of was how massive and fast that thing was running. Oh and I didn't add to the story that Quentin was also like. "oh my God you're popping out, and I can see everything" but hey at least I was wearing my black fancy LACE bra and these great white capris, so I didn't look so bad as the car passed by.

FRQSTR=18806640x201683:1:4320|18806640|18806640|18806640|18806640 said...

I don't think i will show Erik this posting.
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'popping out' = yum?

Lisa said...

Oh whatever! :)

FRQSTR=18806640x201683:1:4320|18806640|18806640|18806640|18806640 said...

lol.

j/k

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Susanne said...

Let's try that again...

'certainly man eating'. Hehe.